kickassastrology:

Aries: a bottle of vodka

Taurus: a sugar daddy

Gemini: some dick tbh

Cancer: fuckboy repellent

Leo: to go on a shopping spree

Virgo: a blunt

Libra: a puppy or kitty

Scorpio: to drop out of school and become a stripper

Sagittarius: two bottles of vodka

Capricorn: their school to burn down

Aquarius: to get their life together tbh

Pisces: better friends

(via c-teardrops)

storyofthislife:

i just want to sit in front of the ocean for a little while

(via sunnylemons)